Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  two feet in

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  The Beach Bum 2019

  ★★½ Watched 14 Sep 2024

  had it not been for the wine and weed perhaps would have rated this lower, but it was visually titillating enough to keep my attention while still being one of those movies I know men watch and go “god he is so me” when they’ve never experienced anything even remotely close

Popular reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★½ Watched 29 Jun 2024

  contrived and not compelling at all. a lackluster attempt at fan service that leaves much to be desired. a “deep thinking” character study for people who have never seen a good movie before

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024

  god this movie sucks

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