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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Sadly everything about this film just felt mid, and they focussed so hard on trying to put in funny moments that just ruined the film for me

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  Moana 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  There's something so real about immediately going for a nap after being so angry I turn into a giant lava monster

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  Pandorum 2009

  ★★½ Watched 05 Apr 2023

  The beginning and the end were alright, but I can't tell you anything that went on in between. I'm going to stop letting Andy pick what film we watch each night.

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  Wired Shut 2021

  ★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  The boyfriend didn't mention his motorbikes once, yet looks like the type of boyfriend that rides motorbikes. Fuming.

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