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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  This is genuinely the worst movie I've ever seen

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  Commando 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  "This used to be a great place to hang out and get slash" is a great metaphor for getting laid

Popular reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ½ Watched 07 Feb 2023 5

  I'm not watching this movie but I'm leaving this review because I fucking hate movies about how cool movies are and every time I see the trailer for this in theaters i tell my friend I fucking hate it

  I think she's getting tired of me complaining about it tbh but i don't care somebody will share but a fraction of my pain

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2023 2

  This will remain at this rating until Disney plus releases the fucking yub nub cut

  Cowards

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