Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Unfocused and pointless, not funny or scary or dramatic i felt nothing for any character. Apparently people wanted the catharsis of seeing mark ruffalo play trump and see him lose and the movie stayed on that way too much and it fucking sucked ass. I wanted to be transported by science fiction. This was just such a load of crap it barely explored the death and cloning and doubling of the clones. I mean who gives a fuck. The allegorical…

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I know it’s intentionally shallow but I don’t think 15% more narrative would have killed anybody. Great vibe great aesthetics and uhhh yeah i mean glad i finally watched it. Feel like there should have been more sex

Popular reviews

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  Trick 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2024 1

  This movie has a lot of heart and is very funny. Coco Peru absolutely kills it

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  Challengers 2024

  ★ Watched 04 May 2024 1

  The blond actor in this is tremendously hot, the best part of the movie is when Zendaya breaks her knee and the score is fun but I wouldn’t even call this movie it’s just a series of vibes it has no resonance or meaning and i was so bored i wish i hadn’t seen it. Not a movie

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