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i unironically call them “pictures.”

Favorite films

  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Another Round
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • How to Train Your Dragon

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  • The Tickle King

  • Tickled

    ★★★★

  • Lars and the Real Girl

    ★★★★½

  • Rocketman

    ★★★★

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  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★½

    Joseph Kosinski, you are my favorite Hollywood guy. Please keep making kick-ass blockbusters. And also if you can maybe overthrow Tron 3 production and kick out Jared Leto and make it good maybe thanks I love you.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    HOLDOVERS OSCAR SWEEP 2023:
    BEST PICTURE - THE HOLDOVERS
    BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE - PAUL GIAMATTI
    BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE - DA’VINE JOY RANDOLPH
    BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY - DAVID HEMINGSON
    BEST DIRECTION - ALEXANDER PAYNE
    BEST SCORE - MARK ORTON

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  • The Tickle King

    The Tickle King

    Brendan Frasier’s ‘The Whale’ if he believed in people less.

  • Lars and the Real Girl

    Lars and the Real Girl

    ★★★★½

    they’re all a little lonely 🥹

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  • The History of the Minnesota Vikings

    The History of the Minnesota Vikings

    episode 1

    big day for people who are insufferable about their niche interests

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★½

    really makes you want to watch gladiator 1!