Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Janelle Monae is so clearly in a league of their own that I hereby propose the Janelle Monae adjustment index. As no other actor can be directly compared to Janelle Monae, we’ll need to evaluate their performances using an adjustment system. On a scale of 100, here are the official adjustments to be used for actors in this movie:
Daniel Craig: 118
Kate Hudson: 132
Dave Bautista: 171
Edward Norton: 113
Kathryn Hahn: 122
Madelyn Cline: 129
Ethan Hawke: not enough data
Gravity doesn’t work this way. The space shuttle doesn’t work this way. Radios don’t work this way. Space stations don’t work this way. Space suits don’t work this way. Computers don’t work this way. Kessler syndrome doesn’t work this way. Satellites don’t work this way. Astronauts don’t work this way. Rockets don’t work this way. NASA doesn’t work this way. Otherwise fine.
How expensive could it be to hire a physics grad student? I’m pretty sure you could pay them in craft service.