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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  i spilled gravy on myself at the movie theater after sneaking in a bowl of chicken and mashed potatoes. i think me and lucy also stole some peoples seats but they were very nice seats so you snooze you lose really

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  Multiple Maniacs 1970

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  this gave me a rosary job at st cecelias

Popular reviews

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  Scary Movie 2000

  ½ Watched 29 Sep 2023

  wasn’t Scream already mocking horror movies?

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  Enemy Mine 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  A charming gay-but-not-homoerotic love story between man and alien goes horribly wrong when the alien gets boypregnant and dies, only to give us an interesting white savior story about an uncle and nephew (?).

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