Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024 1

  Typical GWAR concert

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★ Watched 25 Nov 2022 10

  Put the knife in your eye.

  Before I go off on this thing, I want to acknowledge that this is one horror fan’s passion project that they poured their heart, $15 camera, and windows movie maker soul into. That, I respect. The rest, I don’t.

  Sensory deprivation to the max leading to sudden bursts of sensory overload is the cheapest and worst way to make a horror movie. The macro camera shots and strange angles are interesting for about 10…

Recent reviews

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  Close-Up 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  One of the most unique and naturally amazing films I’ve seen.

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  Werewolves Within 2021

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2025 1

  About as ‘good and entertaining’ as an episode of Big Bang Theory. I’m surprised they didn’t add a laugh track to tell us where the billion terrible punch lines are.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024 1

  From the opening scene I was entirely hooked. Every single shot in this is poetic, and the artistic dread that everything comes together to form is absolutely unforgettable. 

  This is a familiar name, but make no mistake, the style of Eggars’ newest masterpiece is something otherworldly.

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  Adventureland 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2021 1

  No one ever wins a giant ass panda.
  -Bobby

  Adventureland is one of my ultimate comfort films and in my humble opinion, one of the most criminally underrated films of our generation. 

  This is honest character building and unfiltered dialogue from young, existential, and slightly too angsty adults who are more directionless by the day, looking for passion in something. These are all people who I have met in my life, and they are people who will always exist in every…