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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★★½ Added

  I love spider-man 3 but....it's terrible.The action is good,the stories as there are 5 billion going on at the same time are plausible,the dance scene is fucking amazing,the movie goes up 3 stars purely for that scene.The worst part of the movie is the casting....why the fuck was Topher Grace chosen for the role of Eddie Brock,If anyone he could have replaced Tobey Maguire and played as Peter Parker, and saved us all from Maguire's ridiculous performance.I'm not even going…

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  The Watch 2012

  ★★ Added

  You know that feeling you get when a movie isn't bad but certainly isn't good?...well this movie defines that feeling in every aspect.It's meant to be a comedy but strays away into some stupidly written science fiction disasterpiece.Don't get me wrong 'The Watch' has its moments...but most of it's jokes are that slow placed that you spend most of the movie trying to figure out why the writers thought the last joke would make people laugh.The cast do what they…

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  Batman & Robin 1997

  ½ Watched 06 Jul 2013 1

  Okay here we go!!! lets take the time to look back on the past and err....bat nipples,This is without a doubt the worst super hero movie out there this makes Ghost Rider(rapist) look plausible.
  Joel shcumacher has managed to completely obliterate Batman and further lower the reputation of his sidekick Robin.With cheesy one liners being thrown out from the beginning to the end(happiness) This is easily Shwarzenegger,Clooney,O'Donnell,and Thurman's worst movie to date...... it really is awful.
  The plot if you…

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  Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 1997

  ½ Added

  What the UNHOLY FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
  How can you make one of the best fighting games out there and turn it into shit..Wait this doesn't even qualify as shit,it's shit taken by a shit....a shit's shit.
  Here's everything wrong with this movie
  1.None of the original cast has returned.
  2.Villain talks like a retarded dog thing.
  3.Horrible....Just Horrible acting.
  4.So many pointless fight scenes.
  5.The not so special effects.
  6.It was passed as a good idea.
  7.It was allowed to be seen by human eyes.
  8.It was created.