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  Universal Language 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  the absurd is ALIVE AND WELL in winnipeg! i LOVED this! minus half a star for the fading in the family scenes and how long they were. some of the best bits i’ve seen in a movie in forever!

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  Phantasm 1979

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  I did NOT expect this to be anti trans propaganda but there we go! epic to make a movie with your buddies and parents ig? strange pacing made no sense had a great time yapping over it with noh.

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2022

  i can’t stop thinking about this….. the third 2+ hour movie i’ve seen with hellie and obviously my favorite. incredible outfits that made me want to be a long haired butch. never in my life have i wanted to see a movie that is advertised as being about cancel culture but you’re wrong if you think this is actually about cancel culture. i can’t imagine enjoying the first half if i wasn’t a string player. i could go on and on but won’t

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  Sanctuary 2022

  ★ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  this might be the worst movie i’ve ever seen and reading good reviews only makes me hate it more and more. too ridiculous to be earnest but not absurd enough to be truly absurd. the least hot movie about sex i’ve ever seen. when did her hands get untied from the bedpost???? awful ending that i still can’t figure out if it was a joke or not. i guess i’m still thinking about it so that means something? ugh i hated it

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