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  The Santa Clause 2 2002

  ★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  does the fine print change depending on santa’s sexuality or can only straight men become santa because there must be a mrs. clause?

  were we really doing hitler santa in 2002?

  a small child kicks an evil toy soldier and her shoe flies off and the way elizabeth mitchell says “you love me?” makes me weep. tim allen actually delivers a very sweet and earnest santa claus in this movie (which he loses completely come sc3). we know he’s good…

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  Dear Santa 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  The Black Belly of the Tarantula 1971

  ★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  made me go “ew” out loud so there’s a plus! the ending left me deflated which is rare for a giallo

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  Shock Treatment 1981

  ★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2020

  richard o batshit doesnt deserve patricia quinn’s time. its very fun to throw on maybe once during a smoke sesh but it doesn’t have the addictive nature of rhps. still decently weird as fuck and there are a few genuinely fantastic shots

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