Toni

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film critic sometimes
ratings mostly based on entertainment

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • The Fifth Element
  • Bring It On
  • Josie and the Pussycats

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  • Heart Eyes

    ★★½

  • Captain Marvel

    ★★★½

  • Deathgasm

    ★★★★

  • Borderline

    ★★★

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★½

    I generally like Christopher Landon's writing and I enjoyed his collaboration with Michael Kennedy on Freaky. Films Kennedy has written without Landon I like less, but I liked Time Cut much more than It's a Wonderful Knife. All this to say that I think there's a good story idea here playing around with horror and romcom tropes, but the writing isn't very strong. It's making jokes it can't pull off; they feel there just to try and be funny, and…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    interesting story and themes, excellent filmmaking, great performances. but too long. story felt dragged out for me, wish they'd just gotten on with it. wasn't expecting the absurdist humour, made it feel almost like two films at times. Mark Ruffalo doing a Trump impression is included under that. really enjoyed Robert Pattinson. everyone commits to the bit.

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  • Margarita with a Straw

    Margarita with a Straw

    ★★

    This was really good until it wasn’t :/
    I love that the main character has a disability (cerebral palsy) and so does the girl she falls for (blind), and that they’re not major parts of the narrative. Yes it’s a shame they weren’t played by disabled actresses, but the actress did well mimicking cerebral palsy. I’ve seen a lot of people complain that she is white and not Indian like her character is, but she actually is Indian, she’s just…

  • Loving Annabelle

    Loving Annabelle

    ★★½

    Cat is a fucking horrible person why were they even friends with her?