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  The River 1984

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  What the hell is this movie even called, The River? Better Titles: Wet Hot American Summer, Hard Rains gonna Fall, My Dad the Scab.

  “God damn farmers.”
  -Mae Garvey

  4.5/10

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  Bug 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  William Friedkin you magnificent bastard of a human being! First he ruined KFC chicken for me in Killer Joe, now he’s ruined pizza for me in Bug. Honestly he’s ruined pizza, tin foil, weed and just my night in general with this one. Career best performances from both Ashley Judd and Michael Shannon and that is really saying something.

  “I am the super mother bug!!!l
  -Agnes White

  9.5/10

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2023 6

  Better choices for actress who could have played Barbie: 

  - Lily Rose Depp 
  - Ana De Armas
  - Julia Fox
  - Peyton List

  The casting for this movie was atrocious. Why would you cast actors in their 30’s and 40’s for the two main leads? All of the other Barbie’s besides Margot Robbie are not at all attractive. Barbie is supposed to be hot, not obese and beginning to wrinkle. Margot was fine but man so many better choices. 

  “Hi, Ken”
  - Barbie

  6.2/10

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  50 First Dates 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2023

  This little stinker just has so much damn heart! I could watch this movie everyday when I wake up and cry for an hour just like Lucy does. 

  “Douglas, lay off the juice”
  - Dr. Keats

  7.8/10

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