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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  I didn't ask a lot of questions about how The Substance works, but I did ask a lot of questions about how she renovated her bathroom like that

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2024 1

  Okay okay, I've finally given in and watched Jurassic Park.. and everyone was right, this movie is really good

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2024 1

  There really is nothing sluttier than a man wearing a white button down with the top two buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up. Five stars.

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