Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  i cried five fucking times thanks for asking

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  Bridget Jones's Baby 2016

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  not great but that wasn’t because there was no hugh grant but because colin firth looked sad all the time 

  also it was really confusing (girl so confusing) as to why she and mark weren’t together 

  happy birthday to me btw :D

  just realised i watched this movie on my birthday; the same day as ed sheeran’s birthday and he was in the film. ahem, happy birthday ed sheeran

Popular reviews

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  How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World 2019

  ½ Added

  this movie failed to thematically follow the previous two films and it’s tragic for that. to summarise the theme of the httyd series, it’s kinda found family and you mean to tell me all the dragons fucking off to narnia so they can have a poorly animated series a year later is in line with the trilogy’s themes? get outta here 

  the light fury can suck my ass, hiccups fire suit in the first scene is cool as fuck though. cant believe they got rid of toothless’ character design and made ruffnut a complete dumbass 

  fuck this film

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  Resident Evil: Death Island 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.