wetsagger

wetsagger

I rate on a scale of enjoyment not objective quality

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  • Pink Flamingos

    ★★★★

  • Exiled

    ★★★★

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    ★★★★½

  • Reindeer Games

    ★★★

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  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★½

    One of the dumbest movies ive ever seen

  • Dark City

    Dark City

    ★★★★

    So sick. The final battle made me laugh so hard it knocked a half star off

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  • Double Team

    Double Team

    ★★★★½

    I love movies where HK directors attempt to appeal to an American audience because they don't dilute their movies with subtext, they know what we REALLY WANT. We want jean claude van damme and dennis rodman. We want gadgets and cool guns in Europe. The story is absolutely deranged, it feels like you accidentally took a 250mg D8 edible from the gas station. You’re not going to follow it, thats OK, because what IS getting communicated is so enlighteningly dumb.…

  • City on Fire

    City on Fire

    ★★★★½

    disclosure,never seen reservoir dogs and at this point I probably never will
    This movie is so fucking cool. Heroic bloodshed at its absolute best. Relatively grounded, self aware, and concise compared to John Woos movies without compromising any style. The costume design is so swaggy, chow yun fat looks so effortlessly cool despite wearing 5 different collared shirts at once with scarves and bowties and shit. This movie has had me trawling thru ebay for some bizzare ass 80s winter coats to try to replicate this look