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Double Team 1997
I love movies where HK directors attempt to appeal to an American audience because they don't dilute their movies with subtext, they know what we REALLY WANT. We want jean claude van damme and dennis rodman. We want gadgets and cool guns in Europe. The story is absolutely deranged, it feels like you accidentally took a 250mg D8 edible from the gas station. You’re not going to follow it, thats OK, because what IS getting communicated is so enlighteningly dumb.…
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City on Fire 1987
disclosure,never seen reservoir dogs and at this point I probably never will
This movie is so fucking cool. Heroic bloodshed at its absolute best. Relatively grounded, self aware, and concise compared to John Woos movies without compromising any style. The costume design is so swaggy, chow yun fat looks so effortlessly cool despite wearing 5 different collared shirts at once with scarves and bowties and shit. This movie has had me trawling thru ebay for some bizzare ass 80s winter coats to try to replicate this lookTranslated from by