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watching movies with the sound off

Favorite films

  • After Hours
  • The Social Network
  • Clue
  • Detention

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  • Burlesque

    ★★★★

  • The Nice Guys

    ★★

  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    ★½

  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★★★★

    cheering and hollering and jumping this movie is so fun

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★

    just as confused and annoyed the second time but at least russell crowe is awesome. also i fell into a trance every time margaret qualley was on screen i love her

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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    idk WHAT came over me but i cried for probably 47% of this movie. consistent bursting into tears. 
    la la land makes me want to sing and dance and jump and cry and dream and swoon and feel and make art and chase feelings and take chances and fall in love and if that’s not cinema i don’t know what is

  • Rope

    Rope

    ★★★★½

    “did you think you were God?”

    i’m craving a dinner party with eclectic personalities and i too am inviting the role model from a decade ago that i want to impress so bad i’d murder someone

    this was really impressive. mesmerizingly long takes and fascinating characters, all of which i loved. most of all i loved that giant window i wont stop thinking about it for years to come i fear