More like hundreds of LOL’s!
Some absolutely brilliant work was done to make this as good as it is on a shoestring budget.
Need to rewatch it when I’m not dead tired/falling asleep for the last 30 minutes
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Mickey 17 2025
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First hour was genuinely solid. Sorry to anyone who was near me for the final 60% of this movie though — it became mostly an endurance test from that point on.
Found the satire on tech/political cultism wayyyy too on the nose. Ruffalo’s pseudo-Trump was funny for his first 10 or 15 lines, but Christ did it get old. Same goes for his wife’s sauce shit. Give it a rest! Same goes for the “oh gee, what a lost little…
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Apocalypse Now 1979
The horror…
All that buildup to Brando and he still took my breath away.
Some absolutely incredible shots, incredible filmmaking to communicate the amoral chaos of war the way they did.
Jim Morrison’s vocals beckoning you into hell..
Absolutely phenomenal
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The Substance 2024
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I just have not been able to stop thinking about it. 4 stars feels too low and also too high lol
For a while I felt thoroughly disrespected as a viewer. Then I realized the one-dimensional space I was getting pinballed around inside of was deliberately so. Grossly, nastily, shrimp-eatingly one dimensional. Kinda like those blinders horses wear at the Kentucky derby, except Dennis Quaid is your jockey and you can only see the feminine form. I was so annoyed at…
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