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The Tunnel to Summer, the Exit of Goodbyes 2022
Rare example of where a jet ski would be a worthwhile investment
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Moana 2016
I met Auli’i Cravalho 3 days ago. Finally, after ~7 years of following her, replying to each other’s comments and joking with each other online. She recognised me by name and acted like she was meeting a close friend for the first time.
Thanks to her and the fan base that formed around her, I met some incredible people and have formed amazing memories with them. So being able to meet Auli’i in person was like ending the biggest side…
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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
Maybe it’s the 3am talking but this feels like Nolan cooked two great meals with the first two of the trilogy and proceeded to shit out a 164-minute-long third movie that, despite being needlessly long, somehow leaves absolutely no room to breathe. It had some cool moments here and there but the edit is so suffocating from beginning to end. Fucking hell
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Pokémon the Movie: Secrets of the Jungle 2020
Pikachu says peepee not once, not twice, but THREE times throughout this movie. And one of those is in an emotional tone. Incredible.
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