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  Peter Pan 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Is there Christmas here? No. No there is not. But there is snow, a considerable amount of it. There's an old, white-bearded man in a red hat. There's flying. There's presents. And, most importantly, the themes of family togetherness are so strong that I almost cried. Beautiful. Stick it on with your family in these trying times and you'll remember what it was like to be a child, but also the importance and value of growing up.

  Crocodile was pretty neat, too.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  I would fuck Jeff Goldblum, and that's Christmas enough for me. But also Oz doesn't have Christmas and it does have animal racism. So not a good movie.

Popular reviews

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  Fargo 1996

  ½ Added

  This movie is a TRAP it's a LIE the poster makes you think of Christmas but it's got nothing to do with Christmas! When are the Coen brothers going to make an actual Christmas murder mystery instead of this offensive holiday-bait?

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  All Quiet on the Western Front 2022

  ½ Added

  What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Not only is there no Christmas in this movie, it's also depressing and made me sad. That's not what Christmas is about. 0/10 for bad vibes.

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