A Cinemagoer's Christmas

A Cinemagoer's Christmas

Likes: Christmas, family, joy.
Dislikes: Everything else.
Main Account: @hank_lawforn

Favorite films

  • Our Christmas Love Song
  • Christmas at Grand Valley
  • Christmas Under the Stars
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

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  • Peter Pan

    ★★★½

  • Wicked

    ★★½

  • Sunset Boulevard

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ½

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  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan

    ★★★½

    Is there Christmas here? No. No there is not. But there is snow, a considerable amount of it. There's an old, white-bearded man in a red hat. There's flying. There's presents. And, most importantly, the themes of family togetherness are so strong that I almost cried. Beautiful. Stick it on with your family in these trying times and you'll remember what it was like to be a child, but also the importance and value of growing up.

    Crocodile was pretty neat, too.

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★½

    I would fuck Jeff Goldblum, and that's Christmas enough for me. But also Oz doesn't have Christmas and it does have animal racism. So not a good movie.

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  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ½

    This movie is a TRAP it's a LIE the poster makes you think of Christmas but it's got nothing to do with Christmas! When are the Coen brothers going to make an actual Christmas murder mystery instead of this offensive holiday-bait?

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ½

    What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Not only is there no Christmas in this movie, it's also depressing and made me sad. That's not what Christmas is about. 0/10 for bad vibes.

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