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  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

  • The Boy and the Heron

  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    i did not understand it and i’m not going to try, but it made me quietly sad about the past and the fragility of the present or something

  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★

    i don’t need tension or a proper buildup to the finale to look at hot people and a cool guy with a bow and arrow

    it was ok. entertaining and forgettable. the flashing lights close combat went on for too long

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★½

    twas all worth it for oliver to be able to dance dick swinging in that house in the reverse order as he was taken around it by Felix when he first arrived

    Why did he do all that? was it all really evil if his actions gave me that image of Jacob elordi in angel wings backlit by warmth?

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★½

    simultaneously treated too seriously and too frivolously. film bros it is so silly that you are hero-worshipping both the creator of the atomic bomb and chris, white guy with nothing to add to the story. barbenheimer people you are cheapening a history that you have no business playing with. barbie is another story (intro corporate feminism. cute. whatever). shut up stop putting your boyfriend in tee hee old timey bomb man cosplay to go with your pink getups. 

    the cinematography what…

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