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Recent reviews

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  The Muppet Movie 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  The Muppets are the only celebrities I care about.

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  The Congress 2013

  ½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  By far the worst movie I have ever seen. This move is so bad it scarred me when I was 12 and haunts me to this day. No movie has ever caused so much psychological pain. I need a negative stars option and reparations.

Popular reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  Best set design

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  Would’ve been better as a Pixar short

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