Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lars and the Real Girl 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  He was so real for this

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I read Nabokov’s Pnin a few months back and now I picture Paul Giamatti whenever I try to visualize the book’s title character

Popular reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Nov 2023

  The first half of this movie is a fun, wannabe-Charlie-Kaufmanesque commentary on parasocialism. Then, in the blink of an eye (or the fart of a cum really) it becomes the stupidest most milquetoast boomer-shaking-their-fist-at-the-sky anti cancel culture take I’ve ever had the misfortune of sitting through. As someone who opposes cancel culture, I still found this movie to be offensive in its depiction of the issue as a diverse mob of fragile gen-z crybabies versus a widdle sad man who…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  Great movie but too much hype around the supposed horrifying factor led to unrealistic expectations and subsequent disappointment on that front

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