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  Portrait of God 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This is why the Vatican doesn’t want you take a photo of the inside of the Sistine chapel

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  If I had a nickel for every actor who portrayed Pennywise and a character from Transylvania, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Popular reviews

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  The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) 2015

  ½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  The warden in this movie walked so Joaquin Phoenix could run

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  Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian 2009

  ★★½ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024 1

  I previously viewed Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, and my recent viewing was not more enjoyable than my first. The plot makes little sense, and the jokes are not funny. The entire film feels as if it was created solely to produce a sequel to the original Night at the Museum. All the actors deliver poor performances, and the script is replete with dialogue that makes one cringe. I was surprised to see so many recognizable actors…

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