Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  “In space, n̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ [we] can hear you [Wilhelm] Scream.”

  Overt social and political satire wrapped in a gloriously unhinged sci-fi setting. 

  🏆 Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to: Mark Ruffalo’s teeth.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Cool concept. Flawed execution. Enjoyable enough to kill a couple of hours.

Popular reviews

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  Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers 1988

  ★★½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  Rachel carries Jamie out the SCHOOL ENTRANCE. 

  Rachel: “He’s inside!”
  Vigilante barman: “Jesus, where?!”
  Rachel: “In the school!”

  🤦‍♂️ 🤦 🤦‍♀️

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  Ghost: Rite Here Rite Now 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jun 2024 1

  As a concert film, Rite Here Rite Now was essentially a note-for-note reflection of the incredible show I saw in Melbourne in 2023 (minus a couple of songs and additional choreography).

  However, the cutaway narrative elements—whilst expanding upon Ghost’s campy lore—could use another writing pass and were sloppily edited. But if you love Ghost, as I do, you will forgive these inconsequential shortcomings and enjoy the band’s famous theatricality and musicianship anyway.

  Be sure to stick around after the credits for an extra taint tickle. ⛧𐕣