Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Pros:
  - extremely funny first half
  - extremely intense second half
  - Nasha goated
  - Mark from Invincible
  - creeper, aww man
  - Mom from Hereditary
  - Robert Pattinson ass cheeks
  - funny accent
  - Hulk from Marvel
  - nippleheim

  Cons:
  - self-clone incest?
  - cuckoldry
  - DO NOT TOUCH RED BUTTON
  - scary ending

  Overall: Robert Pattinson funny voice and voluptuous ass cheeks permeate my mind. Also biased because I watched it in .5x since I fought for my life in the bathroom just before.
  - movie is recommended (needed one rip of the undiluted oxy thingymabob)
  - 9.3/10
  - human salvation lies in nippleheim

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  Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025 1

  Pros:
  - unironically funny
  - ironically funny
  - Bugs and Daffy power of friendship
  - Daffy supports the LGBTQ community
  - fourth wall break
  - Brendan (my glorious king)

  Cons:
  - had 3 aneurysms
  - had 4 strokes
  - lost 13.7 % brain power after movie
  - also plot was not revealed until 30 minutes into the movie

  Overall: Remind me when Daffy, Bugs, and Brendan are in another movie so I can lobotomize myself again. A Brendan Fraser movie…

Popular reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025 1

  Pros:
  - MacFreaky
  - Childs and Palmer zaza sesh
  - DBD reference (Blair kicked gen)
  - Practical effects
  - actual good plot from the 80's
  - actual good characters
  - very polite dog

  Cons:
  - scary
  - more dog pls
  - Blair crash out
  - not enough flame and explosion

  Overall: Genuinely peak horror, practical effects makes the body horror feel extremely grotesque and vile. Childs definitely gave Mac a Macfreakjob, Norwegians can't shoot for shit AMERICA NUMBER 1 🦅🦅
  - movie is recommended, zero crack required
  - 10/10
  - they said... the thing...?

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  Home Alone 1990

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Dec 2024

  Pros:
  - mcculie mcculkin (or however you spell his name)
  - Christmas
  - Christmas lights
  - snow
  - toothbrush scene
  - joe pesci and the other dude

  Cons:
  - nothing really I just like the second movie more

  Overall: very funny and a staple Christmas movie and also if you want to see two old people being brutally tortured by a child
  - Movie is recommended, no amphetamines required and hot chocolate is required
  - 8/10
  - the home was alone (sometimes)