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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
Do you wear wigs?
No, I do not.
Have you worn wigs?
No, I have not.
Will you wear wigs?
Maybe.
When will you wear wigs?
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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014
Slightly meagre ending to what should've been a great adaptation - perfect casting, terrible pacing.
Gains half a star for Bilbo forsaking his sword in favor of quickscoping orcs with pebbles at the fortress.
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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 2013
There's no way Bombur is fitting in one of those barrels. Also Orlando Bloom getting cucked by Tauriel for a short king is goated.
This movie didn't need to exist but those 10 minutes of Bilbo shitting his pants while talking to Smaug is absolute cinema.
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