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  Margin Call 2011

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  evan remains unimpressed.

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  Eileen 2023

  ★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  call me a bottle of wine the way i want anne hathaway to bang me against a wall

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025 1

  much like miss taylor joy, a single double patty american cheeseburger could rescue me from the depths of hell.

  theres a chance i missed the point of this one.

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 09 Jan 2025

  mr. gorge Clooney (played by mr. Danny Ocean of oceans 12 fame) steals the audience's hearts as the suave, whiskey-drinking, poker-playing, CRIMINAL silver fox that we've come to expect. he wins 5 stars.

  sadly mr. Spielberg loses 2 of those hard earned stars for FAILING to portray the REAL Vegas. In the REAL "loss" Vegas, Clooney and his band of lovable mistfits would have been thrown out on their ASSES for their sinful degeneratacy.

  reminds me: do NOT try the shrimp bar at the Cesars palace on frankie Sinatra drive.

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