Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  You Were Never Really Here 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2023

  Old Boy meets Taken. Watch Joaquin Phoenix engage in poetic brutality.

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2023

  “Father. Mother. Always you wrestle inside of me. Always you will.”

Popular reviews

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  Inside Llewyn Davis 2013

  ★ Watched 07 Jan 2023

  Like listening to an old person tell you a 3 hour story about what they bought at the grocery store.

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★ Watched 17 Dec 2022

  Should we feed the entire country of Sudan for 5 years or should we fuck around and see how many hateable characters we can pack into a 3 hour movie?

  Angry army men with cigars killing nature and high-fiving. Kid in a Walmart Tarzan costume hopping around and hissing. Spaced-out girl staring at miscellaneous animals. The word “bro” yelled out approximately 700 times. Every normal marine creature but with an additional set of fins glued on to make it look…

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