Will

Will

Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • Donnie Darko
  • Children of Men
  • The Green Knight

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • Dog Soldiers

    ★★★★

  • American Beauty

    ★★★½

  • Elevation

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Saw this with my nan. She gave it five stars. I give it -1. Averages out at 2 stars. Looks like you can still enjoy Marvel films as long as you don’t know what day of the week it is.

  • American Beauty

    American Beauty

    ★★★½

    “Wah wah my job is too stable and my house is too big and my wife is too beautiful I need to ruin my life to feel something” Generation X is pathetic.

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  • 27

    27

    ½

    Seems like all you have to do at Cannes is flash a psychedelic fanny and call it a metaphor then they’ll just throw awards at you. Might be appealing to millennials who find “adulting” too hard and still think they’re young enough to be edgy, but otherwise this was just ten minutes of self-pitying shite.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    Can’t wait to mansplain this film to people

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