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Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • The Matrix
  • American Psycho
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • The Internship

    ★★★½

  • Old School

    ★★★

  • Delivery Man

    ★★★½

  • Okja

    ★★★★½

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

    ★★★★½ Watched 14 Dec 2022

    Her: Would you still love me if I was a tiny talking shell with shoes?

    Me: *sobbing* you're damn right

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear 2022

    ★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2022

    Let me get Andy's Letterboxd so I can see what a dumb bitch he is

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  • Okja

    Okja 2017

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

    Never eating bacon again.

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four 2005

    ★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

    this casting is actually 10/10, and i am legally obliged to acknowledge how hot jessica alba is.

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  • Imagine That

    Imagine That 2009

    ★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2023

    Y'all need to grow a heart this film is cute.

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

    ½ Watched 12 Sep 2022

    Not a single bone in my body liked this cringefest

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