Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Barbie is out, THIS is womanhood!
  Deeply appreciative of the way this film managed to be dead serious and unsubtle AND campy as hell. I think whether you love or hate this depends massively on your sensibility of camp.
  Excellent visuals and GENUINE body horror.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  This is what would happen if u ripped me in half and forced the halves to coexist

Popular reviews

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2024

  Visuals? Ate. Costumes? Ate. Writing? Ate. Delivery? Ate. Soundtrack? Ate. Surprisingly poignant reflection on grief? Ate.
  - All those hours screaming with your legs spread against the wall!
  - I still can’t forgive the fact that no one in our theater cackled at dammit janet 😔
  - Niblets Corn
  - Love his cunty little nightgown
  - “Yeah…yeah, she’s a bitch 😢”
  - Kiddo?….i would’ve killed him too
  - Could not have chosen a better tune than wave of mutilation
  - I DONT KNOW HOW I WAS EVER AFRAID OF U !!!!! Cried

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  I don’t believe that all men should suffer at the hands of women but god bless the ones who literally beg for it