The most beautiful looking movie I've ever seen meets the world's most "decent-to-good" script.
Plot starts out strong but at some point I'm thinking it got a tad silly.
I was still entertained throughout - so overall, I'm just chilling out...
But seriously - why does this movie look this nice? I can't help but feel like it's some sort of recency-bias, but I don't think it is.
The colors? Why do the colors look so nice? We sometimes see…
Critter in the shitter.
FLUSH HIM! FLUSH HIM!!!!!
I liked when the critter ate the TNT. He didn't explode? "Resilience unmatched", I say aloud to my beautiful friends that I am watching this slop with.
The critter keels over. "Ah .... not so resilient now, I suppose!". I kiss all my 8 of my friends on the forehead. "A delight!" shouts kikomia.
Critters
🆃🆆/ 🅱🅴🅽🅸🆂
*unintelligible gibberish*
"FUCK FUCK my girlfriend is FUCKN her (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ brother ♥ again???"""
*SCREAMING* *SUCKS TIDDERS*
*ingests Child* *choke slams woman*
*vomit noises*
"GAHHH . . . GRR!!!!
FUCK ING 🍫 ⋆ 🎂 🎀 𝒮𝐿𝒰𝒯 🎀 🎂 ⋆ 🍫 . . "
*ripens tomato* "ahhaha!!!! take that you 𝒦𝒰𝒩𝒯𝒯 𝒲𝐻💞𝑅𝐸 "
*scripes cagina* *🆁🅴🅰🅲🅷🅴🆂 🅸🅽🆂🅸🅳🅴*
*ₛqᵤₑₑzₑₛ*
"ＨＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！！！！！！ＪＵＳＴ ＷＡＴＣＨＥＤ ＡＵＧＵＳＴ ＵＮＤＥＲＧＯＵＮＤ＇Ｓ ＭＯＲＤＥＭ"
𝕄𝔸𝕂𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℝ𝔼 ℕ𝕆𝔹𝕆𝔻𝕐 𝕊𝔼𝔼'𝕊 𝕄𝔼!!!!"
2/10
So there I was, age 13 with my two cousins, aged 13 and 11 I think.
For some reason my cousins uncle was incredibly shitfaced while we were upstairs hanging out. Uncle Andy.
We go downstairs to get some snacks, and uncle Andy engages us in belligerent conversation.
In some event that I don't really recall, he forces all 3 of us to sit on the living room couch so we can watch Drillbit Taylor, because it was epic.
No…
