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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  Pri finally came around on this and likes it. Welcome to the party, pal.

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  Listen, I'm as surprised as you are that I'm ranking this as my favorite Miyazaki.

Popular reviews

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  The Forever Purge 2021

  Added

  The Purge series: "What if crime was legal one day a year, and then the rest of the year there was no crime?"

  The Forever Purge: "Ok ok ok, and then. What if some people did crime on the days that it was illegal? Wouldn't that be terrible?"

  Yes.

  It's called, "doing crime".

  Congratulations, you just made a crime thriller with extra steps

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  The Pacifier 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Apr 2016

  When you're down and low, 
  lower than the floor, 
  and you feel like you don't got a chance (bum bum bum) 

  Don't make a move till you're in the groove, 
  and do the Peter Panda Dance.
  Just hop three times like a kangaroo,
  sidestep twice just like the crabs do.

  Three steps forward, one step back. 
  Quick like a turtle, lie on your back. 
  Roll like a log till you can't roll no more, 
  better jump quick like there ain't no floor. 

  Hold your breath
  Step to the left
  and that's the Peter Panda Dance.