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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

  That was cocka-doodie excellent!

  Is that right? Did I use that right?

  Either way I’m glad to find out where Ed really got the first line of ‘Thinking Out Loud’ from

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  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  How to lose a guy in 10 days:
  Day 1: say “no, I will not buy you that Lego Death Star”
  Day 2: say “no, I will not buy you that Lego Death Star”
  Day 3: say “no, I will not buy you that Lego Death Star”
  Day 4: say “no, I will not buy you that Lego Death Star”
  Day 5: say “no, I will not buy you that Lego Death Star”
  Day 6: say “no, I will not…

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2024 1

  This is NOT the Iron Giant sequel. 

  You will cry more though, damn.

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Potentially the stupidest villain of all time? Bro was deadass selling fuckin WHOLE ASS DINOSAURS for $10 million just months after PSG bought Neymar for £200 million? 

  Let me repeat. Bro was selling DINOSAURS for half the market value of ANTONY.

  I cannot stress this enough. Brother was selling ENTIRE PRE EXTINCT SPECIMENS for the same price as a 100 SECOND SUPER BOWL AD.

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