Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Oct 2024

  Dumbledore a fucking psycho bitch for what he puts these children thru

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  Watched 28 Aug 2024

  Boringgggg🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱so many boring bitchesssss . THEY ATE WITH THE ENDING THO

Popular reviews

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  Last Night in Soho 2021

  ★★ Watched 12 Sep 2022

  Threw away entire central message of the movie for a shit plot twist by making the men the victims. Tried to redeem sympathy for Sandie at the end but she has already stabbed 2 innocent people. Felt like Euphoria season 2; threw away a plot for a shock value and cool visual effects. ATJ is great.

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  I fell asleep after Indiana Jones and when I woke up Will Poulter was caked in bronzer and screaming idk 
  Then CHRIS PRATT came on the screen and I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH 
  Chris Pratt seems like he has: 
  - dick cheese 
  - an Instagram account where he impersonates his dog 
  - would mansplain the Barbie movie to women 
  - describes himself as a ‘nice guy’ and then would beg for nudes 
  Awful colour grading actually hideous bad writing I’m sure it was never this bad . I left 1h30 in . 
  I teared up during the baby raccoon bits ngl

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