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Favorite films

  • Three Colours: Blue
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

  • Samurai Cop

  • A Whole Night

    ★★★★

  • Death to Smoochy

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

    A 15 million dollar film is that infinitely more entertaining than any of the recent Despicable Me movies that cost almost 7x this movie.

    WB are more interested in burning money by rebooting the DC Universe every other week than continuing to make cheaper animated films that would turn a profit in a weekend. Most people I know don’t even know this exists. Market your films and the audiences will come.

    It’s some good Looney Tunes stuff. You basically know…

  • Samurai Cop

    Samurai Cop

    God’s gift to us all.

    The perfect starter bad movie. A staple of the “genre”, if you will? *swirls wine*.

    I think this is my 4th time watching it? I think I saw a couple more times pre Letterboxd. It holds up rather well. Admittedly, my palette for garbage has grown since 2015 though. 

    Still great. I like when he flirts with the doctor and says “Bingo” into the stethoscope.

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  • The Flash

    The Flash

    ½

    Imagine every thing that is wrong with blockbuster movies today, compile that into one movie, and concentrate it to the highest level…

    That is The Flash.

    Shameless fan service for 2.5 hours. It’s not about making a movie look visually appealing or being well-written anymore, it’s about more content. It’s a Where’s Waldo of how much shit the studio can fit into a single movie. a visually ugly, painfully unfunny movie that is trying to be DC’s Endgame and No…

  • Clockstoppers

    Clockstoppers

    ★½

    I don't even think this movie has a score. It's just 2000s pop rock hits for 90 minutes.