Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Still Life 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Not a film to help fight off the Sunday scaries :’(

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  Barely Lethal 2015

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Steve O Jumpscare

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023 1

  This film reminded me of a classic Brighton performance. Go 1-0 up early on with some really impressive work, only to think you’re so fucking sick that you start dicking about with the ball and before you know it you find yourself drawing at home to Sheffield Utd… shite

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  Drive-Away Dolls 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2024

  I left the cinema early for the first time ever. It’s an 80 minute film. That’s how much I fucking hated everything about this. Painfully unfunny, sprinkled with some pretentious filmmaking and two insufferable leads, what a combination. Utter shite