Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2022

  I don't know what I just watched but I know I liked it.

  Edit: Bumping it up to 4/5 because the more I think about it the more I realize I love this movie.

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  It 1990

  Watched 06 Jun 2022

  There's a scene where the kids build a dam and some sick tunes play... They just don't make em like they used to.

Popular reviews

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  ★★★★ Added

  It's been a few days since I watched this film, and I've got to say it's left me with a lot to chew on. To put it blatantly this film is fucked, but in the nicest possible way. It eases you in with a very tame opening act. The thought that crossed my mind after the first murder was "if the whole movie is like this then I sure don't see why people were throwing up at Cannes." Halfway through…

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  Oldboy 2013

  ½ Watched 04 Jun 2019

  I would rather watch paint dry. At least then I could admire someone's hard work, and not be treated like an nincompoop by the paint.

  P.S. The original is one of my favorite movies, so go watch that one if you haven't, it is absolutely brilliant. Watch this movie if you want to undergo torture comperable to having parts of your throat ripped out and then having salt poured in the open wound.