Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  all bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  They did my guy dirty by yeeting his body outta the ship like that. Funniest part of the movie tho

Popular reviews

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  Sahara 2005

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2024 2

  This is what you’d get if you asked ai to generate a generic action movie. 

  Poorly written, poorly acted, poorly shot, the score is bad. The leads have 0 chemistry. 

  Oh my the editing. I really wanna meet whoever edited this. I counted like 4 times during each action sequence where there were 4 or more cuts in less than a second. My eyes. 

  Idk if there’s a single good thing about this movie. Maybe the soundtrack I guess.

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Dec 2024

  “It’S hIsToRiCaLlY iNnAcUrAtE” bro you think I care if you’re not ready to run thru a brick wall after the freedom speech you have no soul

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