LOOK, IT'S NOT THE MATRIX OR BLADE BUT IT DOES HAVE THE ABSOLUTE MANIFESTATION OF ALL MY TEENAGE FANTASIES WRAPPED INTO ONE LEATHER CLAD BRITISH LADY WHO PRACTICES HER MARKSMANSHIP BY SHOOTING UP BUSTS OF ARISTOCRATS. SW000000000N X 666
THERE ARE SO MANY DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE IN CREED OR BUSH IN THIS MOVIE THAT YOU WOULD SWEAR BECOMING A VAMPIRE TURNED YOU INTO A PROTO GRUNGE PIRATE IN ALL BLACK. WHICH IS ALSO THE WEIRD THING…
LAMB IS A FILM ABOUT ICELANDIC
JOHN RITTER, HIS WIFE CHEEKBONES.
AND THEIR EVER PRESENT GRIEF. IT STARS LAMBCHOPS, REX OF BABE FAME, UNCLE SYNTH POP, AND VENGEFUL LAMB OF GOD.
WELL WORTH SEEING IN A THEATRE, A VERY COLD THEATER BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 2AM.
SPOILER: ZERO BEASTIALITY
7.5 OUT OF MAMA BAH RAM YOUS
This movie more than most has suffered from the worst cover art in recent years, which is too bad because this film is pretty fantastic. Imagine the reality of Hellboy during WWII, where everything is wrong and we're not getting all Billy Corgan about Firestarter. It's an eerie look into isolation and war with just enough Lovecraft Vaseline on the lens to never let you feel quite comfortable with what you think you're seeing. This film also scores big points…
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love the Hunger Games and people who know the truth. It’s hard to underscore just how influential this film was while still remaining somewhat underground. Besides the blatant borrowing of ideas in other movie franchises, this film’s fingerprints are all over the exploding video game industry. I mean, Fortnite’s main mode for an island of people all killing each other is literally called Battle Royale…
This film stars my…
