WillJack

WillJack

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Prisoners
  • Zodiac
  • Alien

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  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    ★★★

  • Blink Twice

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Hellboy

    ★★★½

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  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    ★★★

    Early 2000s built different

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Actually fucking funny

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  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    An absolute disservice to one of the greatest games made. 

    Why was this made? 
    Jack black somehow made playing claptrap an intentionally annoying character even more annoying in a very bad way.

    Cate Blanchett deserves credit where it’s due but what a wasted opportunity for her.

    Nothing about this was borderlands. Where are the over the top weapons with characters shooting their way out of everything ?

    For such a violent game they toned this down to Disney level.

    Way to ruin a top tier franchise

    The Most underwhelming and anticlimactic ending with an unforgettable horrible villain. Where the fk was handsome jack, more wasted opportunities…

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    ★½

    ‘Chat gpt write me a script for genuinely the most mindless battle between xenomorphs and predator.
    Please make the following adjustments;
    Brightness level -8 
    Clarity +400
    Get a budget of 40 million USD. Spend 39 mill on VFX
    Did I mention about making it so you cannot see anything ?
    Please don’t put any interesting characters in it
    And lastly make sure this is made for people wearing night vision goggles’

    Thanks 

    Fuck I’m so glad these films are made,…