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Borderlands 2024
An absolute disservice to one of the greatest games made.
Why was this made?
Jack black somehow made playing claptrap an intentionally annoying character even more annoying in a very bad way.Cate Blanchett deserves credit where it’s due but what a wasted opportunity for her.
Nothing about this was borderlands. Where are the over the top weapons with characters shooting their way out of everything ?
For such a violent game they toned this down to Disney level.
Way to ruin a top tier franchise
The Most underwhelming and anticlimactic ending with an unforgettable horrible villain. Where the fk was handsome jack, more wasted opportunities…
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Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007
‘Chat gpt write me a script for genuinely the most mindless battle between xenomorphs and predator.
Please make the following adjustments;
Brightness level -8
Clarity +400
Get a budget of 40 million USD. Spend 39 mill on VFX
Did I mention about making it so you cannot see anything ?
Please don’t put any interesting characters in it
And lastly make sure this is made for people wearing night vision goggles’Thanks
Fuck I’m so glad these films are made,…
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