Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Inches away from being one of the best dumb action movies in recent memory but the fucking talking oh my god shut the fuck up. The action, the pacing, the gore, the visual gags all fun and well executed but as soon as these actors try to sell these lines (and they really tried), everything falls apart. Lars Jacobsen you have nothing but flops to your name quit writing already.

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  Limbo 1999

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Love the score. Leans a bit too hard into tropes to be as weird as it’s trying to be but I had fun.

Popular reviews

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  The Breakfast Monkey 2000

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2021

  Thank you Osama Bin Laden, without you this monstrosity would be on Cartoon Network and My Chemical Romance would not exist

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  Saw X 2023

  ★ Watched 28 Sep 2023

  why is it set in like 2017, why is it so blue, why does it try to be a real movie, why is it a preachy progressive morality play, why is amanda like that in general, why does it look like that in general, why are 2 of the 3 actual saw traps in the movie functionally identical, why does it have an after credits scene, and why in GODS name is there no nu metal.

  it would be perfectly…