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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Poor Lemur couldn’t go band for band with his old squad

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Lot goin on in Doylestown, most of which I am too dumb to decipher. Something about the american dream being emigration to Israel? Idk. That being said there were lots of very striking visuals that made me go “ooooh aaaaahh”

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  Chinatown 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2023

  Excellent film. Hope to see more out of this Polanski guy! 

  Gf review: “would’ve been better if split screen with subway surfers”

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  Road House 2024

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2024 1

  Completely soulless imitation. Shit dialogue, shit acting. Most of the movie was close up shots of people’s faces and the fights all had a weird motion blur effect

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