Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Honeyland 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  A despicable family destroys a saint-like woman’s ancestral livelihood. Perfect documentary

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  Precious 2009

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Really powerful and sad. Just some weird editing

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  The worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life and the first time I’ve walked out of a movie at the theater. Soft core porn as a sci-fi wannabe. Terrible acting, no continuity, incoherent writing, unrealistic characters, and literally everything that could be bad about a movie. I would write a book about everything wrong with this sloppy pile of shit, but I’d rather swallow thumb tacks and peel back my nails one by one then continue watching it. So…

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  An eyegasm 😪

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