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Rabbit Trap 2025
I know some quirked up white boy film school bros that are gonna eat this uppppp
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Hereditary 2018
Made an audible noise of fright (not a scream) when I noticed the mom scaling the wall in the corner of the room and some woman (annoying echo park hipster) asked “can you, like, not?”
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GoodFellas 1990
Manifesting getting old and becoming overweight from eating too much cannoli and shortening William to Bill instead of Will and then people will call me Fat Bill and I’ll get one of the Goodfellas Henry Hill introductions like after he introduces Johnny Two Times, who got his name because he says everything twice, Ray Liotta as Henry Hill will say, “and that’s Fat Bill,” and then I’ll say like a cool one liner that encapsulates my single-dimension character like, “I…
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