James Wilson

James Wilson

22Films

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Hit me up for some bang average dick and slightly worse film reviews.

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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Schindler's List
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  • Shaft

    ★★★½

  • The Dark Tower

    ★★★

  • I Am Mother

    ★★★½

  • The Revenant

    ★★★★

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  • Shaft

    Shaft 2019

    ★★★½ Watched 09 Jul 2019

    Generic ass story but Sam L has some cracker lines.

  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower 2017

    ★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2019

    I just like idris. Pretty sure the kid is disabled as well.

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  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer 2013

    ★ Rewatched 27 May 2019

    I don't know who fucked up more, the retard who wrote the film, the moronic company that accepted the film, or the imbecile actors who saw the script and still wanted to go ahead with the film. Think snakes on a plane, but missing the only 2 good things, the snakes and the mother fucking plane.

  • The Wandering Earth

    The Wandering Earth 2019

    ★★ Rewatched 27 May 2019 2

    Didn't have a fucking clue what was happening until about an hour in, probably due to the dogshit English dub. Apparently Jupiter eats planets or some shit, and there's a next level HAL 9000 dick head too.

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