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Favorite films

  • Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • X-Men: First Class
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

  • Alien

  • War

    ★★★★★

  • Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★★

    My boy Peter freaked it

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    ★★★★★

    unabashedly love this movie. "ohh darcy isn't hot in this" darcies don't have to be hot!!! they have to have 1. jarring gravitas 2. a severe but tender demeanor and 3. NO SOCIAL GRACES!!! this darcy's 3 for 3! i love his lil raspy voice!!!
    this movie is very silly and delightful, and excessive at points but full of heart. the fly catching scene is everything. the darcy/elizabeth engagement conversation should have ALWAYS had PVP enabled. delightful!!!!

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  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★★

    a good marvel movie??????? no but for real, CA:TWS does more to humanize its characters than most superhero movies, and therein lies its potency. they aren't used as plot devices themselves, as is the norm, to have whatever motivation the plot needs them to––the characters' real convictions are stable (and still develop!,) and that solid framework makes every beat of the plot have real, edge-of-your-seat gravity. a REAL Steve Rogers, at his best, becoming more than an avatar of the…

  • X-Men: First Class

    X-Men: First Class

    one time in middle school my dad was sleeping with the tv on in the basement and i was on the top floor WITH HEADPHONES IN and i heard that specific young Erik scream from the beginning and i came running down cause i knew bitch! i knew!
    further:
    - zoe kravitz!!! with WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    - little charles giving lil raven a midnight snack (starts crying)
    - imagine you're a barkeep, on your daily grind, just chilling when a sweaty american…