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  Wonka 2023

  ★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Or, more aptly, Wanka.

  Really bad, don't bother. Hang your head in shame if you were involved with making this happen.

  Stilted dialogue, really poor acting from a cast who seem like they're being forced to be there, and just awful awful music.

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  Yu Ming Is Ainm Dom 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025 3

  "Here, did you know that aul Paddy could speak Chinese?"

  A classic line from a stalwart of Irish cinema. Fair play.

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  Cáca Milis 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025 5

  Harrowing as an asthma aficionado.

  Great acting (if we're generous) but none of it makes any real sense whatsoever.

  But like, yknow, fuck it why not!

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  The Visit 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Genuinely prayed for God to strike me down so I wouldn't have to continue being scared by this movie.

  Hence 5 stars, job done

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