Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jurassic World 2015

  ★★½ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  the start of late 2010s unoriginal slop. you did this chris pratt

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  The Mummy Returns 2001

  ★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  +2 for cgi scorpion dwane johnson. -1 for movie could be done in five minutes if they just cut the damn kid’s arm off

Popular reviews

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  Daredevil 2003

  ★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  absolute butchery of the character. kills a dude in the first five minutes and has a quip about it? come on. +1 star for the elektra bring me to life scene

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  again, another "so bad its good" movie. genuinely unwatchable but it's really funny